8.28.2009

On why you should have straight bangs.

Why are blunt bangs so rampant in the streets lately? It might possibly be a fad, the cool thing to do like studding your bra straps and shredding your leggings. OR. It is a cost savings tactic. For all intents and purposes I tend towards the latter. The other day whilst trimming my bangs (steadily improving at this skill, though i'm still nowhere near being good so don't judge me) i came up with a few great reasons to have bangs. girls who have bangs, don't get mad that i'm revealing our greatest secrets. but here they are:

1. easy maintenance. it's a good way to have a style without it being so involved. i save lots of time in the morning and according to the laws of econ101, TIME=MONEY.

2. you use less makeup. makeup is really expensive, and when you have bangs, you really don't have to apply makeup on the top 1/3 of your face since your bangs cover that part anyway. so that $50 tinted moisturizer you love will last and last. very key.

3. less eyebrow maintenace! probably the hugest secret, but i'll tell you anyway. since bangs cover the eyebrows, you have the freedom to ease up a little on your waxing/threading schedule. not saying you shouldn't maintain, but maybe you only get threaded every 6 weeks instead of every 3 weeks. it frees up time to do other things like running businesses, conquering the world, curing cancer etc.

and thank you. amen.

6 comments:

Raych said...

I am completely dumbfounded by your beauty.

Blunt bangs worked against me though. It make me break out up there more and just didn't suit my face overall. LUCKY THEY WORK FOR YOU THOUGH!

Tito Jong said...

favorite part of this post is

"2. you use less makeup. makeup is really expensive, and when you have bangs, you really don't have to apply makeup on the top 1/3 of your face since your bangs cover that part anyway...."

HAHAHAHAHAHA

cute post.

InnyVinny said...

I need more hair. All I can do is the side swept half bang. Although I can get away with letting one eyebrow go, proper bangs would be a nice change.

=D

jomo said...

loved this post sam.

Vern said...

agreed on all points!

issa said...

hahaha you are TOO KUTE..

bangs did not look nearly as good on me... but maybe i'll give it another shot... when it gets cooler..