Doughboys' Red Velvet Cake

I bought my mom a red velvet for her birthday...ugh. This cake is the devil. I have absolutely no will power against the red velvet cake from Doughboys. Someone help me!!!!

This has got to be the best red velvet cake I have tasted in all of la-la-land. Better than bluebird bakery, sprinkles. so super best best ever.